Post by Pumpkin Rapper on Oct 21, 2018 8:57:21 GMT -5
Name
They called me the Pumpkin Rapper
and though some Rangers reduced me to rubble
I've been revived again
to release Zedd from all his trouble
Age
Has it been days
Or has it been a millennium
To be created and recreated
Time and again feels like tedium
Species
I come from that most humble of vegetables
the pumpkin, venerable
Though not edible, I taste terrible
Try and eat me and I just might give you a requital
Gender
Your constructs of gender are meaningless
Needing others to procreate is sheer freakishness
I could create an army of artists
To keep up you'd need a physicist.
Evil Master
Zedd brought me back from the brink
I'm one of his favorites
This time I'm here to stay
So just sit back and savor it.
Powers
If you try and step to this
You might just be remiss
My strength is herculean, muscles utopian
Compared to me you're just a nucleon
No need to waste Zedd's fodder
I'll just make my own
With a bit of care and water
My own putties can be simply grown
These vines aren't just aesthetic
Tangle with me and you'll soon need a medic
Did I mention they conduct electricity?
Your skin I'll singe viciously
Think you can stay afar and snipe
I don't have time for that tripe
Pumpkin bombs will blow you away
Pave the way towards your doomsday
For protection, I've this grove of traps
A field of pumpkins to create mishap
Touch one and you'll soon suffocate
Maybe I'll remove it if before Zedd you prostrate
Personality
In case you couldn't tell
My life is hip hop
Unlike most of these monsters
I'm no mere prop
I'm the best minion
One truly transcendent
There'll never be another creation
Who's as perfectly resplendent
History
A long time ago
in a field close to home
Squatt and Baboo planted
the perfect genome
In the ground I grew
Drawing from the world
When some terrible flow came through
It just couldn't be unheard
My pretty patch silenced
The source of this malady
But instead of quite golden
Rangers began destroying all of my majesty
Pumpkin putties I arose
To do battle with my foes
With each one they disposed
Two more I quickly rose
When it was time
For my grand entrance
I laid down some flow
That left the Rangers speechless
An epic battle did ensue
A great beating I delivered to their crew
Until a sixth came out of the blue
Forcing me to explode and bid adieu
Some years later, my talent was recognized
By Great Lord Zedd who brought me back for a nice surprise
The Ranger who had at first been my undoing
Would be the one in need of removing
Though in the end they all escaped
The future had already been shaped
Through the years I'd continue to serve
Until the Z wave did cause history to swerve
Now, a full millennia later
Zedd has called on his great agitator
With more Rangers now than ever
All the more lives I can sever
