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Apr 18, 2018 16:39:15 GMT -5
Post by Unpaid Intern #503 on Apr 18, 2018 16:39:15 GMT -5
Think of Project TEDISON as a mandatory all-expenses paid vacation. A nice, relaxing place designed to record, report, and manipulate your natural inclinations in a controlled extraterrestrial dictatorship. Confused? You don't have to re-read it, just let it go! TEDISON is proud to offer such amenities as a library, individual sleeping capsules for mechanized participants, increased micro-surveillance technology, human sized trash compactors, and the universe's only simulated beach. Take 'me, myself, and I' to the next level with available computer memory transfers to artificial bodies and lab-grown clones with Project TEDISON - where SCIENCE! experiments on you! ★By reading this conclusive statement, you waive any and all necessary safety education procedures and accept responsibility for all personal changes physical, astrophysical, emotional, anatomical, and undefined past and present as well as agreeing to having a great and SCIENCE! filled day. Thank you for your cooperation! |
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